Angels are Forever

If you’re going to become an acquaintance of mine, there is really only one thing you should know.

The Eggplant in the Room

Microsoft Word is telling me that a proper synonym for overpriced is expensive. I say false. Take it from a post-grad-girl-on-a-budget, expensive is one thing—overpriced is another. 

Because Hercules is One of Disney's Most Underrated Movies

And these were what Kid Cudi was actually singing about.

  

Swallow This

My packet of birth control is a daily reminder that I’m doing nothing with my life.