As in the one that I Snapchatted to the most random of
random people, TWICE. IT WAS THAT GOOD.
People are sick of me talking about this frozen drink from the
heavens and I have no idea why. This smoothie recipe is the bomb dot smoothie
com and I need to share it with the world.
Aside from the color, the rest of this drink is pretty dank.
Nutritional crap aside, (two servings of greens, 12g protein, vitamin C,
Omega-3s, essential amino acids) this is the creamiest, betchiest, salty sweet,
flavor-packed energy-boosting thing around.
As my forefathers, Einstein and Bobby Flay, most likely did,
I created my masterpiece in a delirium. After my work out (yes, I work out), I
was dead (thanks Kayla). Scratch
that, I was actually dead during the work out. I needed protein and it needed
the most minimal effort. I was also sweating my sports bra off, (there’s an
image you can try to erase) and wanted something cold.
Insert becoming a genius with betchy smoothie that I’m
urging you to try. It’s best after a work out when you need protein and carbs
or literally at any other time of the day when you crave it because it’s. just.
that. good.
Ingredients:
½ frozen banana
2 cups kale
¼ cup goji berries*
1 tbsp honey
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 [heaping] tablespoons chunky peanut butter (because who
really eats smooth anymore?)
¼ ripe avocado
5 ice cubes
1 cup coconut milk
Stick it all in a blender and blend until smooth. Add a
little water if your blender has seen better days/ your concoction is too
thick.
Enjoy and tell me how you like it!
*Goji berries are over priced, over hyped super foods that I
bought into and now love. If you don’t have them on hand, using two dates will
do just fine.
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